About that Mercedes C Class that got run over by a tank yesterday. Does anyone know what the Euro Ncap Rating for this model is? And did the driver lose his No Claims Bonus ? Just curious. I hope he got his number, the bastard just drove off without exchanging details. Everybody saw it though, so there should be no shortage of witnesses.
A friend of mine must be loosing his marbles. Apparently he's telling everyone he's a chocolate orange, I just hope he doesn't get sectioned. Poor Terry.
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Several philosopher buddies are at a table. They ask him if he'd like to join them. Rene replies "I think not" and disappears. Two chemists walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they're having. The first says "I'll have an H2O." The other says "I'll have an H2O too." He drinks it and dies.
