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    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!

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    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!

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    I got an Email this morning saying an elderly relative has died and left me a very valuable antique watch. I just hope it's not a wind up.
     
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    Sounds familiar. Through inheritance I am also in the possesion of a very valuable antique watch that has been passed on from father to first-born son through generations. But I intend to keep it.
     
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    Pegscraper said:
    I got an Email this morning saying an elderly relative has died and left me a very valuable antique watch. I just hope it's not a wind up.
    Sounds familiar. Through inheritance I am also in the possesion of a very valuable antique watch that has been passed on from father to first-born son through generations. But I intend to keep it.


    My family heirloom, a gold Swiss pocket watch in very good working condition along with accompanying chains once provided the time to the many guests who stayed at The Savoy Plaza Hotel in New York via a distant relative of mine, one of the Hotels first Doormen. Prior to that it had been around the world care of the Merchant Navy. I doubt it’ has great monetary value, but my father had tears in his eyes when he recently gifted it to me and my son has already been warned he’s next to take over guardianship. He’s also getting a Mulco wrist watch from my wife’s late father along with the damage it incurred during his service in the Parachute Regiment. It tiny in comparison to todays watches yet still keeps good time and I feel somewhat honoured whenever I have occasion to wear it.
     
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    At a local dairy farm the cows have decided they want better conditions and feed. They want the farmer to warm his hands prior to milking. They want the the right to organize.

    They just want to be herd.
     
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    "Driving" I replied
    "Yes, that's the quickest way" the farmer replied
     
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