This made me laugh

Not my spelling by the way

 

She really hit that tank hard

 

And then @Cyborgbot became a guest he must really of been having a bad day!

 

Which kinda' makes you wonder about the thought process behind this particular, potentially painful, mod.

 

That's a good thing, it prevents morons from breeding,

 

I'm afraid that ship has already sailed.

 

I was late to the party. What happened? I just saw something about posts being deleted followed by some posts that clearly didn't fit the "This Made Me Laugh" theme of the thread. Then not too much later I saw "Guest" appear under Cyborgbot's avatar. I don't know the whole story but I do hate to see active members leave the forum.

 

Don't worry. If he's left, he won't get far. We'll find him and drag him back. One just doesn't get to leave the Triumph cult.

 

Give that man a job on a film set.

 

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My wife and I are well matched! I’ve got a 9” penis, and she doesn’t know which way round to hold a ruler…

 

My wife bought herself a rampant rabbit. I wouldn’t say it was her favourite sex toy, but it’s definitely up there!

 

My wife and I decided to get a bit kinky. When I asked her to try a strap on, she was right behind me.

 

I was at the dentist the other day and he said “I have to warn you, this is going to hurt!”
What is? I asked,
He said “Your wife thinks I’ve got a bigger cock than you!”
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I told him “You may think that hurts, but she doesn’t know which way round to hold a ruler!”