This made me laugh

What offended me was the deletion of the original post and I followed suit with deleting my rant, then to see the original post reappear.

I think that’s a bit cheap.

 

Agree mate - we are all friends here.

 

No need for deleting stuff... if someone is easily offended then internet forums are probably not the best places to hang around. The best jokes are often offensive to someone, what we gonna do, ban humour? Even my old mum knows how to crack a joke, she cut a load of tassels off a black rug the other day, looked at them laying in a pile and said 'would make a good golliwog' bloody funny at the time. I don't find that offensive. If I did I'd probably need a slap and a reality check

 

I replied just before you deleted your rant so I missed that, I didn't mean any disrespect to you nor would I ever disrespect any member of this forum, as I regard you all as my friends.

 

I am truly offended that people so pigeoned holed me in to the restrictive and socially unacceptable binary gender specific descriptions of male or female. On Saturdays, in case I have not made it clear before (I think I make it plainly obvious by my slot), I request...demand even...to self identify as a toaster.

How you deal with this is your problem, not mine, but I reserve the right to be offended should you get it confused or wrong.

Shame on you for not being inclusive.

 

I suspect you like a nice bit'o crumpet…

 

You SICK, SICK man!!!

 

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Christ, that puts a Camberwell Carrot to shame!!!

 

At least that was their excuse.

 

TOTALLY UNSAFE!!!

The kid in the red T-shirt is not wearing proper footwear!

 

A man was working in the garden and his wife was about to take a shower.
He realized that he couldn't find the rake.. and yelled up to his wife,
"Where is the rake?"
She couldn't hear and she shouted back, "What?"
He pointed to his eye, and then pointed to his knee and made a raking motion.
his wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
He repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
His wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell he could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, he went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"
She replies:
"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush" !!!

 

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