Antique artificial insemination device? When my mother-in-law was still with us we tried to get her interested in different activities besides sitting in her room watching reruns of Murder She Wrote. One of the things we tried was ceramics. She brought home several monstrosities (many of which we somehow accidentally dropped and broke) including this, which was immediately dubbed the Vagina Vase. It was put in a closet and hasn't seen the light of day since.