This made me laugh

thank you.

you made me choke on my breakfast.

 

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I love that cloud picture, Dawsy!! I wonder if someone composed it that way or if they saw the photo later on and thought--whoops.

 

I actually had this happen to me! When I was younger I had a Honda CB 360T. It was night and I was on an unlit back road. I came around a curve and there was a shovel laying across my lane. I didn't have time to swerve around it (I may have been exceeding the speed limit - I don't recall). I stood on the pegs, leaned back and yanked up hard, hoping to lift the front tire. It worked! The rear tire just bounced over the shovel's handle. However, when the front end came back down the left side of the handlebar broke off right at the riser - completely! I discovered what they mean by a "come to Jesus moment." Thankfully, the riser held the right side of the bar in place and I was able to come to wobbly stop safely.

 

The prices are probably out of reach as well.

 

Absolutely no idea…

 

Antique artificial insemination device?

When my mother-in-law was still with us we tried to get her interested in different activities besides sitting in her room watching reruns of Murder She Wrote. One of the things we tried was ceramics. She brought home several monstrosities (many of which we somehow accidentally dropped and broke) including this, which was immediately dubbed the Vagina Vase. It was put in a closet and hasn't seen the light of day since.

 

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My daughter just called. She wanted to know what this engine light means.

 

I think it means that the engine could be overheating.

 

Ignition is operative

 

Ready to cook the burgers