This made me laugh

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They should merge.

New band: The Stoned Beatles or possibly The Rolling Beatles, or the Stoned Rolling Beatles.

It could work.

 

Another nun joke.

Sorry.

A young girl enters the convent. In this particular order the nuns take a vow of silence. They are permitted to say just two words each year. Only the mother superior can speak.

After a year she's called into the mother superior's office. The mother superior asks, "Anything to say?'

The nun says "Lumpy mattress."

A year later the nun again is in front of the mother superior. Again, the mother asks, "Anything to say?"

The nun replies, "Lousy food."

The third year the mother superior asks, "Anything to say?"
The nun says, "I quit."

The mother superior says, "It just as well. You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

 

You’re getting into a bad habit.

 

@Vulpes, I took this photo at the Laughlin River Run motorcycle rally a few years ago outside of our hotel. The meme you posted brought back some memories so I did a little searching through my photographic past. Theses "tail lights" were not only brightly colored, they also flashed! It was quite a sight. The flashing is the reason the middle horses tail light isn't lit up. It had flashed off at the moment I snapped the photo.

 

I'm clearly living in the wrong century. SIgh...

 

So am I…

 

Cos we really want her back!

 

Whoever left the gate open is going to get a rocket!

Sorry!

 

I'll have nun of that from you sir!

 

Me too if the Michelangelo’s statue of David is truest representative of a bloke’s tackle…



Although sadly I feel this is an even more accurate image of me…

 

It looks like a Collie…

Edit: I carrot believe how funny I am

 

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Did you get that off the webb ?