Why was the broom late ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Because it over swept !
Do they serve real ale in Wetherspoons? Some friends went out for a monthly curry and beer. Happened into a Wetherspoons and witnessed the most amazing fight of two drunk blokes going at each other like windmills. Frankly a kick in the nadgers and a poke in the eye would have had either of them down. They were so crap they also deserved a punch to the wind pipe and an upper thrust to the solar plexus. I’m too polite to offer them my services.
The Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel. Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business . Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 100, a man is like North Korea and Russia. Ruled by a pair of nuts!
