This made me laugh

Watt?

 

Anyone want to buy a broken barometer, no pressure

 

There's one leaving in five minutes.
Boom boom!
The old ones are the best!

 

Cheers, though I think anyone who responds to the electricians post isn’t wired up right.

 

I've seen a few replies from some live wires about it.

 

Probably time to switch them off now, though.

 

I was driving down the motorway the other day and passed a truck on the hard shoulder with the front resting on the axle, the wheel being about 200 yards away. The driver didn’t seem too upset about this, in fact he appeared to be singing a song and as I drove past I could just make out the words








“You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel”

 

Hee Haw

 

I bet the husband blew a fuse when he found out!

 

Yes, he proper tripped out

 

WHAT DO WE WANT? - TIME TRAVEL!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? - WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER, REALLY...

 

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This is shocking !!!!

 

This is shocking !!!!

 

I just think they just had they're Wires crossed.

 

Oh, don’t be so negative!

I think if my Mrs ran off with an electrician I’d be ex-static…

Edit: But I’d not be surprised if she did run off as we’ve always been poles apart…

 

So you’re saying there’s no energy between you anymore, there’s no connection, you’ve lost that spark, she’s no longer the light of your life, you’re looking for someone to plug the gap, a new flame (scraping the bottom of the barrel now)

 

These jokes are getting out of hand, i'm going to put some music on and listen to my favourite band ......AC/DC