Great Quotes

Never quote me
Will Rogers

 

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in a way which will make them look forward to the journey.
I think that was Winston Churchill but not sure.

 

Pain is an orgasm of the mind

 

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

 

"Get your retaliation in first"...

Willie John McBride, 1974 British and Irish Lions tour of South Africa.

 

How deep would the oceans be if there were no sponges?

Steven Wright....comedian

 

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I think it was Bill Boddy editor of 'Motor Sport' talking about Jackie Stewart winning a crate of champagne for a pole position effort (probably at a French GP)
"There's nothing faster than a Scotsman with a thirst"

 

“An object at rest cannot be stopped “
Do I need quotation marks if I’m quoting myself?

 

Yogi Berra could have his own thread, I've read a lot of his Yogi-isms, as they became known.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
I never said most of the things I said.

and so on.......

 

You can always tell a Yorkshireman



but you can’t tell him much.
YM

 

“Obviously your ambition outweighed your talent.”
CS

 

Years ago, a friend from Ossett told me the Yorkshireman's Creed:

"See all, hear all, say nowt.
Eat all, drink all, pay nowt".

I'm sure he was only joking.

 

“And if tha ever duz owt fer nowt, mek sure tha duz it fer thisen “ is the last bit

 

Yes, you're right - I'd forgotten that bit! Excellent.

 

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits.


Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.

-Albert Einstein

 

There are only three sports, Motor Racing, Mountaineering and Bull Fighting. The rest are just games.

-Ernest Hemingway

 

If there's plenty, take plenty.
If there's not, take it all.

Probably a Ballymena man

 

Fuck this for a game of soldiers.


General Custer

 

What was that fuckin big bang ?



The Mayor of Hiroshima.