Well, what exactly are they? The last picture (I have been reliably informed) looks like a set of premium bollock clamps. The picture above looks like a but plug (it was recognised as such by a nosey deviant that happened to be passing). The first picture is apparently a Maxi-Clitorator 3000 - the one with self lubing vibri pin for maximum pleasure. An old woman in the post office identified that one and said she couldn’t cope without it since her Frank died of gout two years ago. Ok, so tell us. What are you going to do with them? No pictures please - despite forum etiquette.
I didn't say I was going to do anything with them, although your descriptions are rather worrying! What I did was.... cut the grass!
My bike is so damn filthy from my winter ‘essential’ riding that a good shot of sand blasting might be necessary to bring out the shine.
Oi! Nowt wrong with my grass cutting, snot my fault the chainsaws blunt! I borrowed it from next door. The parts will be fitted and pics to follow, now, where's me hammer?
Your rear wheel will look cool with those on, changing gear and oil check take on a whole new meaning, and no peeps the middle pic is not a B Plug
And thanks for that information. Glad we have an expert on the forum to advise us as I wouldn’t know what one looked like. We are all now suitably informed...
