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14 Did you know Many, many years ago When I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a daughter who had gorgeous hair of red, my father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed. This made my dad my sonin-law and changed my very life, for daughter was my mother since she was my father’s wife. To complicate the matters more although it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad, and so became my uncle, though this made me very sad. For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother, to the widow’s grown-up daughter who, of course, was my stepmother. Father’s wife then had a son who kept them on the run, and he became my grandson for he was my daughter’s son. My wife is now my mother’s mom and it surely makes me blue, because, although she is my wife she is my grandma too. If my wife is my grandmother then I am her grandchild, and every time I think of it It really drives me wild. For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw, as the husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa!
