This made me laugh

My browsing history must be terribly dodgy.

I was just served up an advert for a nice pair of maracas!

Don’t tell my wife...
















Edit: I thought it worth more than two likes. You are tough critics. A) this is true and b) a pair of maracas is a euphemism. C) a euphemism is a big word for “

n

a mild or indirect word or expression substituted for one considered to be too harsh or blunt when referring to something unpleasant or embarrassing.”​

In this instance I was alluding to a pair of breasts.

Why do I bother?!?

Edit 2: Bloody muppets.

 

How to spot a picnic, an educational film for the plod.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1351837620620431362

 

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