Getting Old

Brilliant

 

What is it they say about getting old..... Never trust a fart and never waste an erection

 

I see the beard is back @dilligaf

 

You do know you need to light the fag don’t you?

or won’t she let you ...?

 

It's a process by which we elect a government, so the wife tells me.

 

Is that because it only happens every five years Andy?

 

Yep.

 

Is it time yet?

 

It's migrated from his head.

 

You've grown up, dilli. You use a glass for your JD now. Very civilized.

 

In some countries anyway...

 

The RULES OF 60+ :-

1) Treat all farts with the utmost suspicion

2) Honour all hard-ons

3) Never pass by a urinal

 

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Now not being in any position to critise anybody in any way, all I've noticed about you is there seems to be more of you or you've hidden stuff up your T shirt.