This made me laugh

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  1. Repooh

    Repooh Rarely Satisfied

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    Smooth Lipped Snatcher, if I'm not mistaken, although its been a long time since I last saw one
     
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  2. Old dumb arse

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    How long?
     
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  3. Fourbears

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    While out delivering PPE on the bike today I went through a village which had a load of signs saying "Speed Kills Slow Down". That got me thinking that they are incorrect as jet fighter pilots regularly reach Mach 1 and come back alive. Therefore I reached the conclusion that speed doesn't kill but coming to a sudden stop that does. Like hitting a tree.
     
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  4. Octoberon

    Octoberon Crème de la Crème

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    If you hit a tree in your fighter jet then you really are flying a bit too low.
     
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  5. JtC

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    The NFL Raiders used to have a mantra, "Speed kills" -meaning speed kills the enemy
    (because their team at the time had some of the fastest players in the NFL). That made more sense to me.​
     
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  6. JtC

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  7. Old dumb arse

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    SMUG PILOTS

    Two pilots in a plane approach a runway, first pilot says bloody hell that runway looks too short, copilot says you're the world's best you can make it, so full flaps and stall the plane a few feet above the leading edge of the runway with the brakes already locked. They touch down and skid across the runway until the nosewheel drops off the runway into soft mud and they stop. They both get out and start kissing the ground. Then the pilot looks around laughs, and says stupid f**king engineer made the runway 4000 feet wide!

     
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  9. JtC

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    Especially the jalapenos!!!
     
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  13. Fourbears

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    To be fair you may have other things to worry about being that low....
     
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  15. Havit

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    Riding home for Christmas.

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    Cliff Richard was on the Yorkshire Ripper documentary, apparently Cliff was very excited to be introduced to him as he thought they said “This is Peter Suck Cliff”!
     
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