This made me laugh

"Video unavailable" But it sounds like a serious and disappointing situation.

 

Brilliant, good laugh after all that screaming

 

She doesn’t look like “mother’s little helper” has kicked in at all, does she?

 

Joking aside Ministers North and South of the Border are getting increasingly autocratic, authoritarian and downright dictatorial. I would not blame students for kicking off. This is a democracy FFS and uni students are nominally adults. Public health laws are being bent beyond their originally intended scope by diktat rather than following parliamentary debate.

 

Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-54284355

 

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Had a bit of an accident today
Don’t worry though I’ve been told that I should recover fully

 

Yeah it was quite a nasty accident
But I’m sure I’ll manage

 

Whilst on holiday abroad a friend of mine, sleeping in the nude on top of the bed, got stung or bitten on his cock. It swelled up to five or six times its normal size. His wife was absolutely delighted!

 

Breaking the rules

 

Kids under your feet? Try a West Special conservatory, fireplace, or patio! We’ve been into them for years!

Always a skeleton staff at weekends.

For references of our work dial 999 and ask for Gloucester CID.