@DCS222 that did not show up until after I posted it, makes you wonder, and I ain't visiting the site.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54051423 I found some humour in it even though I hate the bastard things myself
Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast . He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak: "My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra." "My daughter Geraldine , you take the apartments over in Malone Road." "My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre." "Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ." The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property".. "Property?”, his wife replies. “The fucker had a window cleaning round."
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Oh my good lord. Thanks, Trevor. That is the funniest thing I've read in bloody ages. Me and the other half were crying with laughter at that first review.
Wow, if Jenny thinks her husband‘s bicycles, gear, and kit are expensive she’d better thank her lucky stars he’s not as into motorcycling as he is into cycling!
Perhaps not in the best of taste due to the murder and stabbings over the weekend, and the kid being shot yesterday.
