This made me laugh

So if we're talking a Porsche 911 or a old vw bug is the bonnet in the rear and the boot in the front?

 

Nope. The bonnet and boot (hopefully) remain firmly where they were placed. It's just the engine that shifts. Or is it the gearbox? Oh, heck ....... who cares?

 

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Easy Tiger thats our taxes that pay for them and spending my tax contributions on free loaders is not a laughing matter, but it did tickle me .

 

A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him. He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly . He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows".

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world". Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".

The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the f**k do you want?"

"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... Ryanair!

 

Is that not eating in ?

 

It's not his wife

 

Of course it is not, she would never let him eat in the house without a plate

 

Or pelican bib

 

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