Congratulations on bring your new Bonnie home, David! Nothing like a new bike to make ya feel like a little kid again. Have fun shopping and naming and, mostly, riding.
Ya know, the first thing I thought on seeing that pic was “Why’s that girl got a mini Christmas tree on her head?“
Nah, muscle memory kicked in, straight to checking out the cleavage, never noticed the tree (what can?)
Why not get a map of your locality, shut your eyes, do three clockwise turns, poke your finger randomly at the map, open your eyes and pick the smallest town or village nearest the digit end? I tried that here in the UK and my bike is now called Six Mile Bottom. Hope you have more luck than me.
