Out With The Pyscho

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  1. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    Thinking about you @Old dumb arse , can't think of anything worse that loosing a partner under such extreme circumstance. I'm sure you will be able to move on and find somebody else, if that is what you want. I would not rush into anything to quickly mate..:heart:
     
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  2. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    Having 2nd thoughts about dating a woman who has not gone through mental pause, that's when the pyscho went even more beserck
     
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  3. Gled

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    Sorry to hear that mate.

    But as somebody once said to me: “every man likes to think they’ve met a nymphomaniac, but over time you realise the nympho is gone and you’re left with the maniac”

    Apologies to all the ladies on the forum

    Gled.
     
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  4. Old dumb arse

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    A pretty classy lady has spent 12 hours communication with me, only 120 miles away, things are looking up. Nope not showing her fully clothed selfies. Last ultra hot looking girl sent me some explicit nude selfie's after a couple of 4 hour talks She would generate much drool in babes and bikes still partially clothed selfie. Wrote her off.
     
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  5. Old dumb arse

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    Wow online dating is weird beyond belief. Lots of long conversations about needs and desires from divorced experienced women filtering through the candidates. Then come the photos many of which are very explicit, I am in love with you, send $100 gift card, at this point I don't even know if the photos are really them, so I tell them to just write phred on a piece of paper and take a selfie of themselves and the paper. OMG the accusations of don't you trust me shite hits the proverbial fan.
     
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  6. Old dumb arse

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    And sometimes it gets quite beyond bizarre as one woman ask me if I could put my big toe up her a##e, and my other toes in her l##y bits, and wiggle away as I s##k on her toes.
     
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  7. Old dumb arse

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    I tried to visualize the contortionist I would have to be to accomplish this task but couldn't imagine, unless she has a mighty long inseam. Meanwhile I keep casting.
     
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  8. Wessa

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    Loving the commentary :cool:
     
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  9. Old dumb arse

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    Well, well a 46 years old fish has finally gotten over being pissed at my mistrust and just sent the picture with my name on it after about 2 weeks of thinking about it. She added I love you and looks happy. This one has never sent any nudies. having trouble uploading the pic
     
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    I have already had a conversation with one eyed Herman the squirming German, that his opinion will not influence my choice of the new Ms. Phred. He didn't say a thing, except at that very moment a huge phart erupted.
     
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    Does she look pyscho, do I drive 120 miles to see this fishes tail
     
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  13. Don the Don

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    Why are you still here? don't forget you only won't to borrow it for now :p
     
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  14. Old dumb arse

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    @Dozers Dad I sent her a photo of me with my front and rear ponytails done up she laughed, she also laughed about the Laurel and Hardy you tubes you posted, so thanks DD
     
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  15. Old dumb arse

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    That's 4 hours of driving and 12 gallons of petrol what would Greta or some other members of this forum think:p
     
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  16. Don the Don

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    If Mr wobbley gets to hide his helmet then that's a small price to pay :D whatever you decide mate take care.
     
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  17. Dave49

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    Sounds like an essential journey to me.
     
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  18. Old dumb arse

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  19. Old dumb arse

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    First one is in Oklahoma, second one I think is a pro and is in Nebraska
     
  20. Old dumb arse

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    In my profile I just stated no tattoos, or 4 wheel drive truck.
     
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