Ok, for a good couple of weeks Kim Jong-Un has been missing. Anyone care to speculate on the real cause of this... or at least the reason to be given by North Korea. I don’t think he’s been injecting bleach... wrong time frame. But heres a conspiracy theory! I think that as CV19 became a world epidemic... he’s hidden in his train, in approximately 95% seclusion, and will come out when it’s “safe” saying he was suffering from genital warts or some other lame excuse
I think he’s in self isolation orbiting earth in a rocket, trying to keep himself safe. After all Trump called him the Rocket Man a while back.