Aye mate, American beer has its virtue's, as it allows you the opportunity to admire and shake your member twice as many times whilst you piss
For the benefit of my fellow countrymen and women, I will explain a little about this England place that they are all talking about, as I go there occasionally in normal times, whenever I feel like a day trip abroad. The natives are generally friendly, and speak a language much like our own, but with an uncouth pronunciation and many strange words. Offerings of shiny motorcycle parts are usually accepted with simple delight. I believe that cannibalism is no longer practised. I understand that this St George's Day is one of their colourful native festivals, when some of the inhabitants gather together to drink a beer-like liquid and engage in traditional chants. Despite their strange customs, some of the older inhabitants have learned to ride motorcycles. Some even ride Triumphs, so there must be some good in them. Slainte Mhath!
Dont worry aboot that if it has a J and a D in it Dilligaf wont mind HAPPY ST GEORGES DAY ALL YOU LOT
Bugger St.Georges day I say. I've remembered that it's my wedding anniversary. Luckily I'm happily divorced now.
Aye, but there is an old saying, " No matter how much you shake your peg the last drop always runs down your leg"
In Texas we say, "you can shake it all around or beat it on the wall, but you have to put it away before the last drop will fall".
On the back of Virginia. Previous owner application, but glad to fly it. Remember lots of these flying in Birmingham when I lived there. And.. Hurrah to the Morris men dancers. Best guys I ever had a pint with!! Wishing for a proper pint of bitter, but alas must settle for Fosters. Happy St. Georges.
Privateer / Flay. Both of you have a great day. I didn't know George but if he is as good as you two he's all right in my books. Regards / Enjoy Joe.
