Wtf You Idiots! I’m In Lock Down

Company has now stopped all travel. FFS. Everyone is on lock down and no travel within UK
What an over reaction (unless I’m dead when you read this)
I have a two week piss up retirement tour on the go . I can’t possibly cancel that.

 

Just let people know you will be handing out free loo rolls on the tour and you'll have a grand crowd to party with.

 

When it gets out of hand and someone coughs in public

 

Longer reading times on the ‘can’ then?

 

Not sure what your company does, but two weeks on the piss sounds good to me.

 

Problem was I had two weeks on the piss at the companys expense! Now its up to me as a poor pensioner

 

Your beginning to sound like that @Tiglet he is always complaining about being a poor pensioner.

 

He can feck off

 

This is all I can afford!!

 

Just add dual headlights and you're good to go.

 

Shouldn’t that read sounding like that Yorkshire man always complaining , never happy unless he’s complaining

must check that auto correct doesn’t change what I’m typing before I post !

 

Good to hear from you @GaryM good to see your still looking in marra

 

@littleade I’d like you to know I resemble that remark

 

SuperHans,
With that mod. you suggested, it would be hard to tell it apart from an R3.
Ken.