The Lengths Bike Thieves Will Go To

After viewing your attempt at lock wiring your oil filter I think you’d better wait for the ex BBR Team Manager to arrive and fit the suspension for you Billy

 

Nobody that has said a saw was used was there
Nobody that said a saw was used has any experience of them
A journalist
Someone in the pub getting pissed with @Bad Billy
And of course your good self JEZ
The pictures tell me everything I need to know not all this FAKE news and speculation
I fully understand your aversion to the DITCH PUMP
But I’ve ordered you some lovely JACK BOOTS and will bring them to the GMU so you can ride home with them on your Teutonic Twin
Like your idea for my career change

 

The boots are ordered in CLOWN size
So they’ll only fit you

 

Don’t know pal, never did any of that fuckin sh!t

 

Cut......



Cutting enough?

 

I would use a 4lb lump to cut in then a sledge to knock out......

 

Oh please don't stop you two. I haven't laughed so much for ages reading this thread......

 

The English language is a funny thing.

With side cutters do you "CUT" wires?
No, technically you shear them.

Lots of things can be stated as capable of "cutting" but technically they don't!
A bolster chisel likewise.

So is the evidence here up for technical scrutiny OR is it just simply a figure of speech in the original reporting?

I personally can't see any evidence here to support a Stihl saw being used.

 

This one take ya fancy Jez
You can keep the clown size Jack boots in the panniers

 

Feck me, still going

 

No offence guys but:-

Give it a rest ?

 

Maybe we could somehow select a jury, let each side put it's case, vote on it, then put this to bed ?

 

No more from Mr Smug today? I was expecting a further announcement, but it is strangely quiet in the @Dozers Dad camp?

 

He’ll be on eBay trying to sell something and looking for a replacement

 

Forget the CCTV cameras. Buy a dog or two and keep them in the shop.

 

Aww....that’s a shame

lot’s of coffee and an open face lid might help to keep you awake while you’re riding

 

Ya TWAT
Wor lass wants to know why I’m laughing out loud

I’m not telling her

so as to save your embarrassment

 

Ok I showed her

after careful consideration and scrutiny her answer after a pause was......

......who gives a shit

if only she knew

 

Forgive me brothers for I have sinned, I aided & abetted DD in embellishing this story. In my defence he was using a photo involving a goat & a senior Tory politician taken a Madame Sins to coerce me!
I do have a mate called Kenny that rode for Moto Rapide, but haven’t seen him in a long time.
It seems from above posts that DD may already have been rumbled & I look forward to seeing the photos of him on a ditch pump wearing the jack boots!
For what is worth I can see no evidence of a brick saw being used, no evidence of brick dust.