This made me laugh

https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/ev3g48/atgatt_i_followed_him_for_abit_to_make_sure_he/

Remember your first ride?

 

Was nothing like that, luckly started in a field with no traffic or roads ....

 

Well that escalated quickly!

 

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It seems like everyone else at the airport has better luggage than me. That’s a worst case scenario.

 

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Bono and the Edge walk into a pub and the barman says " oh no, not you two again"

 

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Could this be the Johnson/Trump love child

 

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Triumph's. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Triumph, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Triumph. I've been riding a Triumph ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.
The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."