Can You Answer This.

Can you

 

Ape hangers

 

Handlebar tassels.

These should be for children’s cycles only

 

Tail tidy
Happy Christmas
Joe

 

Rim tape

 

Bobbers without a front brake......

 

Coloured bolts/set screws on engine casings

 

Carbon fibre that isn't painted. Worse still is anything that is carbon fibre "effect"

 

Any paint job that’s not BLACK

 

You sure that's not a perversion

 

Bikes that have seats so thin your piles ache before you even sit on the bloody thing

 

Plush upholstered armchairs with arm rests as pillion seats

 

Loud exhausts

(now that may be controversial!!!)

 

Stupid little indicators that no one can see. At the risk of upsetting a good mate - trailers ( buy a car)

 

Small engined bikes
You know.....those that are smaller than 2500cc

 

I like my bikes standard - the only change I usually make is to add a hugger. Oh, and an ugly & uncool Madstad screen on my Tiger 800, because the original screen was crap. So, sad git that I am, any mods are pretty uncool in my book (small indicators & tail tidies - never understood the appeal in them). I'm the ba-humbug of the custom parts world.

Merry Christmas all

 

Bikes that should never be turned into 'bobbers' being turned into 'bobbers'.

The word 'bobbers'. (bleeeeuuch.)

Candy apple paint.

 

Anything with Harley Davidson on it

 

Extended Front ends with One inch Wide Rims and NO Front Brakes

 

Maybe not everything