This made me laugh

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  1. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Or alternatively, Muslim weather..........

    Sometimes Sunni but mostly shiite.
     
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  2. Cyborgbot

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    #16302 Cyborgbot, Dec 5, 2019
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    I think I saw a mug shot on Britain’s Most Wanted l



    Funny how the WWF don’t do an ‘Adopt a Shark’ campaign... £5 a month could provide dental floss to your adopted friend. £10 a month could provide a stupid diver for it to eat.
     
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  3. Sandi T

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  4. MrOrange

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    Sharks are only dangerous if your wet ! :confused:
     
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  5. Vulpes

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  7. Big Sandy

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  12. Don the Don

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    #16312 Don the Don, Dec 6, 2019
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    Nice looking Dog, bet it still retains the ability to rip you a new arsehole
     
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  13. Don the Don

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    Stills from a good film O' brother where art thou.
     
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  14. Vulpes

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    More money is being spent on breast enhancements and viagra than on Alzheimer reseach.

    So in 2040 the elderly will be pottering about with hard-ons and big boobs not having a clue why.
     
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  15. MrOrange

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    In Scotland we use the proper name for this mix of breeds - it's called a 'dug'. There are many different types of 'dug', they can usually be running around the streets looking like they have somewhere important to go. They are of mixed breed often termed 'mungrel dug'.
    And here's the laugh - the poncy twats that will pay £1000's for these 'mungrel dugs'.
    :laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
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  16. MrOrange

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    As christmas draws closer you may have noticed the last few years that some houses decorate thier front doors with bows, have you ever wondered why though? As we all know Christmas is an expensive time of year and alot of people need to find extra money, a bow on a front door means a female willing to take on prostitution lives at the address, it goes further though, different colours mean different things, the meaning of colours varies in different parts of the country use different but nationwide red means cheap (under £20) and white means available in school hours, I hope this has been educational for all readers.
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  17. David Cooper

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    One of my all time favourite films.
     
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  19. Callumity

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    You remind me of a story from my late father, a Perthshire vet. Newly qualified some time in the late 30s just pre WWII he was with his mentor in Blairgowrie when Mrs McTavish (I am protecting client confidentiality here) sought his advice about the pedigree of her pet.
    She was waxing lyrical about the blood lines in her splendid pooch and seeking affirmation of its lineage. Having stroked the dog and his own chin he opined, “What you have there Mrs McTavish is a very fine, wee, brown dug.” She left happy.
     
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  20. Johnjo

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    Time will tell, but that may grow to be 8ft tall. ;)
     
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