Smilinjack Is No Longer With Us.

Vulpes has obviously been to Dundee!..translation..Give me two pies,a plain Bridie and an onion one aswell,,you say the anainginainana part quick so it sounds like one word

 

Que @Sprinter for some Dorick phrases

 

I've got friends in Carnoustie...

 

I am on another forum where these subjects have been banned for just this reason...causes to much aggro...people should just learn to agree to disagree and leave it at that.

 

Don't anyone dare complain about my accent again!!!

 

It’s not your accent that bothers me, it’s just that it takes me ten minutes to read each of your posts.

 

I share your thoughts as I sound like an MZ..... ing ing ing

Go on then, someone put up a spelling of how it should be said?

 

Freck, look on it as a challenge.........

 

Actually, no. I live just artside Sheffield, in Derbyshire. We are the border, and the last bastion o Derbyshire. I work int middle o dee daa land tho!!

 

Footnote for the uneducated, a dee daa, is what people from outta Sheffield, call Sheffielders. It's the do wi how they talk.

 

Nah, that's a DAA DUU...

 

Mine were al woo,woo

 

Sorry no that was my pal Jim shouting woo Hoo coz we got away

 

Pollis cars had bells on when I were a kid.

No, not really, but dad drove those in the start of his bogey career.

We lived in Stalybridge for a while, I mind walking home from school and heard sirens.. There's a jam butty chasing a car... Big wide avenue, tree lined. A car pulls out between the crooks and the rozzers, and the jam butty takes avoiding action. Between two trees.. A cross the grass verge, then between the next two trees, back on the tarmac, and carries on. Awesome to see as a kid...

Dad comes home at haf six, says to mother 'I nearly got took out by two trees today......'. Serious hero worship.

Should add, after 25 years they wanted to give him a good conduct medal, but they had to wipe his sheet clean first. He got seriously sideways transferred to Stalybridge..(. 'Penal battalion' ) for attempting to do the chief Constable at the time for drink driving.... Amongst other 'misedemeanours'

 

I've not looked at it... And if I did, I don't do politics, or religion either. Question is, has anybody broken Godwins law yet in said thread? (Godwins law says that in any Internet forum argument, at some point somebody will accuse somebody else of being like Hitler)

 

Stalybridge was the town from the fast show??

 

In Liverpool (from where I originate) 'da bizzies' ride round in cars wot go 'nee naw .. nee naw'

 

You come across as very eloquent sir - had 't realised you're a scouser!