This made me laugh

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  1. Timmy Tucker

    Timmy Tucker Elite Member

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  2. Sandi T

    Sandi T It's ride o'clock somewhere!
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    Ahh, so there is a teacher in our midst! Who and what do you teach, Mr. Orange? I was a special education teacher in my earlier days and am now a school psychologist. Just came out of (early!) retirement to go back half time and work at a small private school. Cool gig and a super nice environment with great people. 300 kids K-8. Believe me, I know what a sweet deal I have. They even want me to ride my motorcycle to work for "street crew" with the kids! :)
     
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  3. Old phart phred

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    Ok had to Google Snape, not a sci-fi fan, I would have never guessed he was a teacher with all the cool toys mrorange has.
     
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  4. crispey

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    Yeah well “teacher”
     
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  6. David Cooper

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    My wife turned to me during her mother's funeral and hissed, "When we get home later, I'm going to make you fucking pay for this!"
    For the life of me I couldn't think of what I had done wrong.
    Maybe it's because I wasn't sharing my popcorn!!..
     
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  8. David Cooper

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    Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom.
    His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
    Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"
    His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."
    Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- Fuck him?"
     
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  9. David Cooper

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    Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
    The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
    "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"he said.
    "An ambulance just drove by."
    A few moments passed.
    "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out.
    "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
    Mom and dad shot up in bed.
    "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
    "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
     
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  10. Vulpes

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  11. Vulpes

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    Where you there for the sermon on the mountain, @Sprinter? :p:D
     
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  12. Helmut Visor

    Helmut Visor Only dead fish go with the flow
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  14. Vulpes

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  15. Sprinter

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    The resemblance is interesting, I think.
     
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  16. David Cooper

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    Bike chased by a Tiger, and it's not a Triumph Tiger.
     
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  17. MrOrange

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    165 actually, but that is counting Saturdays and Sundays!

    I always ask the same question when people complain about our long holidays - Would you do my job ?:eek:
     
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  18. Sprinter

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    No.
     
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  19. Havit

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  20. Havit

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