Ear Plugs

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Big Sandy, Jun 24, 2019.

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  1. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    I'm not going where you might think with this...

    I was in Lidl the other day, carried my helmet... Had a good curry for lunch, you know.

    Farted. Thought to myself "yeah, that was pretty quiet, got away with it".

    Everybody was staring at me.

    Aha. Earplugs.

    #note to self.
     
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  2. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    Earplugs and I guess driving that old Sherman tank is gonna make you mutton geoff. ;)
     
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  3. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    #3 Big Sandy, Jun 24, 2019
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    Dont hit me with them negative waves man.... Woof woof :D

    PS... Thought you meant the Landy for a moment. Driving that is like going to a Motorhead concert, still hear the music 2 hours after you get out.
     
  4. Judd Dredd

    Judd Dredd Giver of Drugs, Vaccines and Hard Truths

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    Did the MOD bods from Porton Down visit you?
     
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  5. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    No, but some foreign dude sidled up to me, coughed profusely, and said in a heavy slavic accent. "What did you see last Tuesday?" to whit I replied "A pink elephant". He nodded and said "We'll be in touch". ??
     
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