Twist Grip!

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  1. Bad Billy

    Bad Billy Baddest Member

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    I wondered what happened to my missing grip!!
     
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  2. Johnjo

    Johnjo Senior Member

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    My morning cornflakes will never be the same again after viewing that.
     
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  3. Eldon

    Eldon Elite Member

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    Was it a fast action or slow action?
    It does make a difference when getting flat out :joy:
     
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  4. freck

    freck Elite Member

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    :scream:
     
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  5. Havit

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    She couldn't handle it :rolleyes:
     
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  6. joe mc donald

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    Poor woman. Looks like a Triumph Grip. Whatever happened to proper sex toys. When Tracy gets home tonight she's going no where near my bikes.
    Regards
    Joe
     
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  7. Eldon

    Eldon Elite Member

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    You guys just need to get a "grip" of what women really want!
     
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  8. mpllineman

    mpllineman First Class Member

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    spooky, you can't make this kind of stuff up!
     
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  9. Havit

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    Puts a new meaning on getting a grip .....
     
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  10. joe mc donald

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    You know you people are cruel. What about the poor lady not to mention the creep that did it to her. Poor soul she must have been in agony. And now all that surgery.
    Regards
    Joe.
     
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  11. joe mc donald

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    Dozers Dad.
    I know. I also know that I won't succeed in this topic. You are all bad boy's.
    Regards
    Joe:triumph:
     
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  12. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    Please forward said twistgrip to Bad Billy Racing c/o The Triumph Forum :laughing:
     
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  13. Eldon

    Eldon Elite Member

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    You are right Joe, we should all show more respect and sympathy.
    If i got hold of the sick fecker who did this I'd personally throttle him!
     
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  14. dirty big hands

    dirty big hands Active Member

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    Got home 6 hours after popping out for a "quick" ride.....

    "You can shove your bike where the sun don't shine"!!



    .....so he did.
     
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  15. In my own world

    In my own world Senior Member

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    A Cucumber is safer next time
     
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  16. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    I’ve never seen a Cucumber used as a Twistgrip :rolleyes:
     
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  17. In my own world

    In my own world Senior Member

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    You have to adapt to your suroundings
     
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