I was in the pub last night when a guy tapped me on the shoulder and said "oy, you just farted in front of my wife", I said "sorry mate, I didn't realise it was her turn"
I think it’s cruel feeding wildlife pasta... well it made me chuckle. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44366360
I once interpreted my wife's leg movement when riding pillion as 'giddy up' when a couple of bikes passed us going up the A5 near Jack Hills Cafe, the punch in the kidneys at Flore traffic lights let me know I got it wrong!