I Think I've Sussed It Lads!

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  1. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #1 crispey, May 8, 2018
    Ok, having viewed a thread concerning the silent stoney treatment, great for a short while but not worth it in the long run, I ordered some goodies for my Doris. Now being crafty, my wife works part time and has the monday and Tuesday off, I thought I'd make sure I get the 4-5 working day delivery option, this was ordered late last Thursday, with the bank holiday Monday I knew it wouldn't arrive until at least wednesday. Wrong!! the door bell rang this afternoon, I looked out the window and there was an UPS van sitting outside. I broke into a cold sweat and thought of packing my bags there and then but I mustered up the courage and ran downstairs beating her to the door.
    Her: "Who's at the door?"
    Me: "no-one"
    Her: "Yes there is, I can see a van outside"
    Me: " Oh, Olly , (my son) Must have ordered something"
    Damn too late I remebered he was home
    Her to son: " Olly, are you expecting a delivery?"
    Him (bastard) " No Mum"
    Her: " Well?" I can feel the arms crossing and locking of knees
    Me mumble: " phwerble pwerble bits for my bike"
    Her: " I thought I'd told............"
    Son interrupting Her: " Mum isn't that Tipping point starting?"
    Her: " Oh Ok" and she was gone!!
    So there you go make sure delivery spots are for the afternoon in case of over efficient delivery companies and never deny your son a beer
     
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  2. Callumity

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    #2 Callumity, May 8, 2018
    In my experience of women, revenge is a dish they most enjoy served cold. When does the programme end?
     
  3. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #3 crispey, May 8, 2018
    Keeping a low profile til she goes to zumba
     
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  4. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    #4 thebiglad, May 8, 2018
    Buy what you want and live with the consequences, I say. Trying to second-guess a woman is like trying to knit fog.
     
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  5. stinger

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    #5 stinger, May 8, 2018
    See what you need is workplace that can be delivered to, my new Arai QV Pro in white coming tomorrow.
    This replaces the HJC-Is17 in white.
    That replaced the white Shark....

    see a theme guys?
    Yet to be rumbled, at least no discussions have ever taken place...
     
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  6. Havit

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    #6 Havit, May 8, 2018
    She wont forget......they never do :confused:
     
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  7. Callumity

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    #7 Callumity, May 8, 2018
    Zumba......is that like stomping?
     
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  8. MrOrange

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    #8 MrOrange, May 8, 2018
    My missus is total opposite. If we go in a bike dealer and I'm drooling over something - why don't you buy it? :laughing:

    Go to Infinity at Glasgow, what do you need? :joy:

    Only problem is, she would bankrupt us, if I let her :dizzy:
     
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  9. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    #9 Tiglet, May 8, 2018
    I never have a problem with wifey, I buy what I want and she buys what she wants :)

    If she tried to stop my buying or doing what I want then all hell would break out and they’d only be one winner,,,,,,me;):)
     
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  10. andypandy

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    #10 andypandy, May 8, 2018
    I always tell my wife that I'm entitled to have as many motorbikes as she has sewing machines. She has five, she used to have seven. I've only got three bikes so i've got some catching up to do.
     
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  11. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #11 GaryM, May 8, 2018
    Did you hit het over the head in the past causing extensive brain damage?
    If so I’m calling the police.
    No one I repeat no one has a wife like that.
    Or the other option is ....... is her name Gloria ?
    Have we been mistaken that Gloriaand Von Smallhausen were an item and it was really you and Gloria? :)
     
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  12. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    #12 andypandy, May 9, 2018
    I don't think his wife is the one that's had a bang to the head !
    Sounds like Jez is still very delusional to me.
     
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  13. Havit

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    #13 Havit, May 9, 2018
    As long as she dont stitch you up :rolleyes:
     
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  14. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    #14 steve lovatt, May 9, 2018
    I'm with you on this one DD. She's the reason I got into biking in the first place - spotted a Bonneville and said "why haven't you got one of those?" The rest is history!
    She's used to things arriving by post or being delivered - especially since I started the CX500 project. I am allowed to buy as much motorcycle gear as I want providing it does not exceed the number of handbags she has. :cool::cool:
     
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  15. Havit

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    #15 Havit, May 10, 2018
    It will Probably Match the new clubs he brought without her knowing :rolleyes:
     
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  16. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #16 crispey, May 11, 2018
    For all us sad sods that married real women not aliens
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  17. H.O.

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    #17 H.O., May 11, 2018
    God almighty, I couldn't live like that, hiding, deception guilty conscience, I am and do count my self very lucky, my wife is more likely to buy me things as a surprise than not 'allow' me to buy things, after my health problems and not being able to ride the Triumph she helped me back to biking with the Vision & PCX, helped me get kitted out again, etc, etc.
    Never in our 40+ years have we had any problems like that, I just caught a good'n I suppose.:heart::blush::sun:
     
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  18. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    #18 dilligaf, May 11, 2018
    Hey hey :grinning: look it works :imp::p:joy: 81A28018-E703-4826-9648-643757EE6D8C.jpeg
     
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  19. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    #19 dilligaf, May 11, 2018
    :eek:Deepest sympathy??? Wad ya mean :confused: I’m a catch I am :p and she knows it:kissing_heart:

    You’re right though she’s a good sport :grinning:
     
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  20. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    #20 dilligaf, May 11, 2018
    She’s a good un mate :p
    And I can see you had to turn the bag inside out the same as me because of advertising :joy:
     
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  21. Havit

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    #20 Havit, May 11, 2018
    Just remember FB_IMG_1526069445242.jpg
     
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  22. Winglad

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    #20 Winglad, May 14, 2018
    I think, we have to participate in this thread as well...
    ...Drunkey never minds; whatever I buy o_O
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