This did make me laugh out loud! I watched him 'park' the car and thought he was going to move it. But no, he got out and went into the bank!!
Australian Helpline Operator: " G'day mate .. Helpline here ... What's the problem?" Bruce: "I'm in the Outback with my Sheila and she's been stung high on her thigh by a bee and now her vagina has completely closed up!" Helpline: "Bummer!" Bruce: "Great advice! Thanks mate.