This made me laugh

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  1. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    Oh Americans! Stop acting so darn prudish...
    First of all, this was a flight maneuver requiring the highest of skills and second:
    Even I can see it is a man with glasses and a tophat!

    And if your six year old asks you... Just tell him to join the navy. They‘ll teach him what it is.
     
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  2. H.O.

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    Ice hockey players, dentists best friends!:D
    I knew one of the Peterborough Pirates goal keepers once, no kidding his face was a different shape/colour every time I saw him!
     
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  3. Rooster

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    I was in town yesterday when a guy doing a survey asked “what do you know about Dwafs?”

    “Very little” I said.
     
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  4. Havit

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    Oh feck, Christmas already!!!
     
  5. Yorkshireman

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  6. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    Drunkey‘s Christmas calendar is filled with German Schnaps!
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    This eases the suffering when they start playing ‘Last Christmas’ again :tired_face:
     
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  7. Dougie D

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    Three little ducks go into a Bar............................ ....




    "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

    "Huey," was the reply.

    "How's your day been, Huey?"


    "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

    "Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi,
    and what's your name?"



    "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

    "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.


    "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

    The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

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    "No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

    "My name is Puddles."
     
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  8. Havit

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    Little Ade
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  9. steve lovatt

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  10. MrOrange

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    BMW RIDER!!! Says it all :dizzy:
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  11. Rooster

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    When walking past a guy putting fuel in his bmw gs something or other today. I happened to make the comment “ I didn’t know bmw were producing diesel bikes!”
    The look of panic on his face as he checked the colour of the fuel nozzle was a sight for sore eyes. If he happens to read this, thanks for making what was a shitty day a lot better!
     
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  14. Rooster

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    So this statue of a priest offering bread to a child has been placed outside a school in Adelaide oz. Some of the parants have objected, I can’t think why.

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  16. Winglad

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  17. Rooster

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  18. andypandy

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  19. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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  20. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    I just ran into this. Never saw it before even though it is from 1980.
    Well you could run the same parody in 2017, couldn‘t you!?

     
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