Pyro Directional Apertures

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity
Make your own Pyro Directional Apertures with this stainless steel mesh sieve
Easily cut with a pair of heavy duty scissors into the size/shape required for your very own Pyro Directional Apertures
Other shapes could be made(if you must) This fine stainless steel mesh sieve cost me the princely sum of £2
But because of the association and undoubted provenance with the Pyro Directional Apertures adorning a certain BPOS it is now no longer required so is for sale for only £15 which is how much a bottle of Jack Daniels costs at Asda
Go on own a piece of forum history

(No offers accepted)

(I need £15)

 

If I can have the optional extra bar code tag I’ll give you £20 for the 2 incl p&p

 

Now there’s an idea

 

Could be worn at other times as looks a definite improvement on his mush

 

One of them faces that makes ya want to dent his sieve

 

I guess under these circumstances, you could also use as an athletic supporter. then, you could pee without having to remove it?