Portaloo Refurbishment

Pair of "Babycham" drinkers I've heard

 

Nowt wrong with Babycham
If you mix it with Jack Daniels or Bushmills or both

 

A cherry? Now I'm worried!

 

What do you call that?

 

A dillibox cocktil

 

A Flaming Trail?

 

Wogglewumphdeemumph
Oh no sorry...that’s how you end up talking

 

I'm beginning to wonder about you two

 

Shame your changing the colour, I've found you a set of matching leathers!!!

 

I’ll need extra large thanks

 

Finished the undercoat tonight
Got the afternoon off work tomorrow so will be masking off the top half and painting the bottom half
Hopefully painting the top half Saturday morning

 

I wasn’t going to....but I’ve only got the undercoat on so far
I’ll see what paints I’ve got in the garage

 

DILLIGAF
WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT LISTENING TO THE VOICE'S IN YOUR HEAD

 

Bottom half ready for paint
Sitting in the garden having a coffee and shaking my rattle cans

 

You mind shaking them cans too much that RSI you already have because of the internet will only get worse!

 

Lower half done
Satin BLACK
Oh yeah

 

Black .... I would have never guessed that!

 

Go on then...have a guess

 

Close but no cigar

 

Lick of paint for the spare wheel

 

Bollox....I’m in the bad books again
How the feck am I supposed to know the feckin stupid cat was hiding underneath the PORTALOO

Anyone know how to get satin BLACK off a daft and now not so tabby striped cat

 

Nope ..... ain't playing that game with you again Dilli!

 

So far..... so good

 

Been trying to paint the lid but it’s getting to windy round the side of the house
So I’m gonna call it day for now
The top half is gonna be silver cos I’ve got two unused rattle cans that need using up
It is getting a stripe but it’s gonna be....
RED & WHITE
Cos thems the COOLEST colours in the northeast of Englandshire