Crispey, come on now - you're amongst friends - there no need to pretend. Embrace your age and experience
Well, for those who aren't just a spring to Autumn rider would realise what an asset they are! I could do a nice line in summer ones for you HT with a convenient flap in the back for when you lean the bike a bit round a corner! Nothing wrong with lady magazines aren't they the equivalent of girly magazines but for the slightly more mature?