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  1. steve lovatt

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    Now now Winglad - you've tried this before and it didn't end so well for you!:skull::skull:
     
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  2. Winglad

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    Don't know how they handle this in the UK, but it was an interesting piece of information for me:

    My dealer told me, that the punishment in Germany is less severe for installing an illegal exhaust in comparison to taking out the silencers of a legal one.

    Sounds to me, as if someone with a little Al Capone heritage / code of living came up with this!?
    Like: If you wannabe a snake, don't disguise as a frog...

    We are talking paying a ticket vs getting points & a ticket and therefore loosing your license if you have too many points on the account already.

    I remember, whenever I was in the mood to shake some babies out of their carriages and make all the dogs howl, I took the silencers out of my Thruxton's Arrows. (Sh.t: according to my theory, that makes me designated frog )

    Cheers ;)
     
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  3. Winglad

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    OK @Havit : I saved you the trouble, Wayne o_O

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  4. MrOrange

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    Here's something good to know, sometimes I have to read Winglads post 2 or 3 times to make any sense, but eventually I get there !!!! Usually makes me laugh!
     
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  5. MrOrange

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    The german will be a damn site easier to understand than them bloody geordies !!!!!:p:laughing::joy::sob:
     
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  6. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    Or Geordies :D
     
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    Why eye man, this might help like,
    geordie-dialect-tea-towel-18090-p.jpg
     
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  8. crispey

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    We all know that!
     
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    Don't put your tool kit under the seat of your tiger with the opening facing forward. I discovered what the rattling was.....it had come open andhalf me tools had slid out and got stuck down around the battery!! Could have beeen nasty
     
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  10. Winglad

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    Well mates, I do hope it is not my dilettante use of your language, but the confusing ingredients of my messages that give you a hard time.
    If the latter is the case: don't you worry...
    My friends often look at me kind of puzzled as well. Even though I speak German. (At least, I hope I do) :no_mouth:

    Anyway, please keep up the faith and bear with me.
    And believe me: it is not easy to live with a twisted mind. (Well saying this, I actually thought I finally found peace and understanding in this asylum....!!??)

    :expressionless:
     
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  11. MrOrange

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    Your english is a hundred times better than my German, so don't worry, just your turn of phrase amuses!!
    Keep it up pal, all love your banter.
     
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    I hear you Daniel,. People just don't always get my dark side . My head thinks things even when it shouldn't. I find your wit very good. With mine I just say/type what my mind thinks is funny. But I dont mean any offence.
     
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    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    If we even spoke German as well as you speak English it would be a miracle.
    Carry on winglad.
     
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    We're just not used to Germans having a sense of humour.
    You just keep doing what your doing Winglad, like Mr O. I can generally work it out after a day or two of study. lol. :kissing:
     
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    GMU is an anagram of MUG!!
    You have been warned:blush:
     
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    So is GUM, it's what many on here chew their food with.
     
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  19. Winglad

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    Don't you worry Jez,
    the so called pilots are mostly busy with showing off their inflatable autopilot to little boys visiting the cock-pit and explaining why a blow job is of utter importance in the aviation business.

    And talking about lounge-chairs: I usually arrive at the ressort with a tan. Therefore I can mingle with the locals and throw other people's towels into the swimming pool...

    Last point: Yes of course! Hitler was a misunderstood parrot! And he actually intended to repeat the same bullshit for about a 1000 years...

    Have a save journey, Jez!
    I am down with a flu looking out the window with watery eyes and a runny nose watching the last sunny September days melting away :pensive:

    And a good weekend to all the other Trumpeteers :p
     
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    Dunt av a clu wot tha's on abart
     
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    Having rhythm is important, I had that drummed into me from an early age.
     
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    I hope, your dad didn‘t give you too many percussions.... o_O
     
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