Gmu 2020 Banter

As per usual - put all your puerile banter in here, rather than in accomodation thread, thanks.

 

Is there another thread for non-puerile banter?

 

Good to know!!.. If you said there was one I waa about to block it!

 

Ok the challenge is on.

In 2018 and 2019 we managed to create 40 and 63 pages of banter. How many can we achieve for 2020?

 

Well you certainly get to know who your bestist mates are! Here I am suffering over in the land of rising suns and wriggling food for you rugby fans and no one could book me a room in the mount inn, mentioning no names but @Tiglet and @steve lovatt, shame, shame, shame!

 

If anyone needs a bestist mate and you’re going to cancel a hotel room for the gmu let me know

 

Out of sight, out of mind.... there is always the bunkhouse....

 

Im still waiting for @rooph to apologise about his "Knob" comment so there may well be a spare bed....

 

I Cant wait to go to Wales, I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name...

 

My old dad god bless him always said "go big or go home" so my mistake you gender fluid, kiddi fiddling, arse reaming, puss sucking, toilet skidding, disabled parking bay parker, human centipede, grandparent shagging cocksucker.

Sorry for calling you a knob can I keep my room please, I'll show you my porn collection, albeit heterosexual so not your cup of tea really.

 

Sorry mate - when I booked it said that was the last room available otherwise I would have booked you in. Good job my bestest mate @Tiglet advised me to book when he did!

 

I Cant wait to go to Wales, I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs. It was a ridiculously long name...

I cant believe you are calling me Gender fluid.... but because you apologised so nicely, yes you can have your room. I guess i will have to put up withyour boring porn.. might have to spice up my wank with an orange and a hamster though...

 

Jeez! Was gonna say get a room ... but you already have!

 

Have you guys realized that without Sprinter, who’s going to make a slap up feast during the GMU.
No I’m not volunteering but something to consider. I could be persuaded to be chefs helper but don’t want to do all the planning.

 

Is Gender Fluid some sort of drain cleaner. (I’ll get my coat)

 

Not going to happen Nikki, James & I had a discussion at Bellingham earlier this year and he said he wasn't doing it again. Neither am I. However, I'm hoping James will be a next years GMU.

 

I take it you don't live in a rural area then mate
Justeat is just something you see on the tele with an annoying ditty when you're out in the sticks

 

Hang on,,,,you didn’t know whether you could make it @crispey my bestist mate.

Anyway I’m sure that @steve lovatt will let you share his room cos he’s used to sharing his room at the last minute at the Mount Inn

 

I’m pleased and hopeful James will join us next year. I’m glad that we can all enjoy the ride outs and let restaurants or takeaways provide the food.

 

You’re not going to pinch a sheep and barbecue it are you Jez??