Ffs!!!

Hells bells Ron you sure have you upset the HGV Gods in the past.
It sure looks like they’re coming to get you

 

The HGV driver would have been too scared to hit a BMW.
The drivers are mental as are Audi drivers.

 

Can’t be as mental as he makes out, after all he drives a fluffy wuffy jag.
Pipe and slippers man

 

"Pipe and slipper man" !!!! Oh boy Gary, have you got some learning to do

 

If the cap fits .......
Jags are for old men

 

You can take the Geordie out the pub (with a struggle)but you can’t take the pub out of a Geordie

 

And your point is???

Just wait 'til I convince my mate to fit a 'Busa engine to his mobility scooter. I'll be up there in a flash and I'll pick up Mr. O on the way. Then we'll sort you ... just don't run too fast!

 

Also saves you trying to creep up on me on your hayabusa mobility scooter.
Which you no doubt could do if my back was turned.

 

Everyone knows Jags are the No.1 throughout the criminal fraternity. Keeping it old school.
Audi and BMW driven by wankers with something to prove, usually to their neighbours. Saab gone, so only cool upmarket brand left.

 

Now now Ron, I've got a BMW (in fact we also have an Audi too). Over here Jags are very rare. Mostly BMW, Audi, Volvo.

 

nah just rare

 

Nowt wrong with the cars, it's the way they are driven by the majority of bellends that buy them over here. Think there all Clarkson, and yeah most of them are cocks!!!

No road rage from a Jag driver, we're in a nice comfortable seat, cruising along. Not hunkered down in an uncomfortable race rep bucket seat, no wonder their in a hurry, harsh suspension and race seats!!! Give me a comfy cruiser any day.

 

Actually to be honest Ron, they're dickheads here too. (exclude myself naturally). They drive too close and too fast. The driving here is not of the highest quality. The Germans are far better drivers. Phone use, reading newspapers and other stuff is a regular occurance whilst driving.

 

Well I better not say anything about my Vauxhall Mokka
and again must really try harder to keep something's to myself

 

My colleague has a mokka, her surname is Rae, she has a private plate!!!!!

 

At least there better than drivers in Bruges!!!! They really were dickheads.

Germans are good, loved the autobahns, drive fast, and courteous.

 

On my last trip to Germany and back via Cherbourg, I was delighted to be treated with courtesy and as an equal by other road users in France, Belgium, Luxembourg and Germany, except for one incident on the return journey travelling through Northern France, where I was cut up and very nearly run off the road, By a DUBLIN regd landrover, You cant escape the feckers anywhere !!