Favourite Insults...

You git daft, spawny-eyed, parrot faced wassack!!! The best part of you dribbled down the crack of the arse of whatever beast bore you!!!

 

Said to the woman in the passenger seat of the car that just cut you up: " I hope he fucks better than he drives!"

 

Go forth and multiply
A can short of a six pack
As mad as a box of frogs
And lastly you can’t beat straight talking fuc.........

 

I fart in your general direction!

 

I hope your next shit is a hedgehog

I hope your balls go square and rot in the corners

 

I refuse to get into a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed.

May your arse be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels.

You'd be out of your depth in a car park puddle.

 

Tha talks shite

Tha's ugly enough for two

You've a face like a bashed knacker

 

Watch some of the Mick Morgan YouTube clips.
Mick is the commentator for Castleford RL
'You bottleless Ghet' amongst many others.
Priceless!

 

Recent one I’ve heard,
“About as much use as taste buds in an ****hole”

 

Thy head is full of quarrel ,like and egg is full of meat. Shakespeare.

 

"I'd call you a c#*t, but I quite like those!"

 

Im sorry, I cant speak to you . Im not backwards compatible.

 

You’re so inbred you might as well be a sandwich.

Did your mum have any kids that lived?

Are your parents cousins?

 

'I've met some pricks in my time but you're the fucking cactus!'

 

Feck Off your stealing my oxygen

 

This dude is marmite to folk, but I discovered him when I was young and impressionable, so I rather like him..

 

Shame your Dad was not a wanker
Your so ugly your mother used to feed you with a catapult.


Tucker

 

Go and boil your fucking head.

 

That’s nice!
(MRS Browns Boys, she says it instead of feck off)

EDIT - Just found the clip

 

You've got the intellectual capacity of a backward clam.

 

You’re one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It’s a great gift.

 

If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.