Breeding Advice Required

Trying to get my Italian Stallion to breed with my English Rose but can't seem to get him to mount her, he had a sniff at her rear end today but nothing more happened if I manage I am thinking the babies would be mighty fine looking although maybe a little bit on nutty side

Seriously though, was gonna head out for a blast this morning but this unpredictable shitty effing b'stard weather is driving me nuts, so decided to give them both a bit of a wash and clean, think they're both looking well, though I say it myself

 

We recommend you take the bitch to the dog. Which is which?

 

Beautiful stable you have though! The Italian probably is confused by the two holes

 

Would have thought "Stallion" and "Rose "might have given you a clue Big man but then again these days who knows???

 

You'd think so.....I'm not that clever!

Beautiful looking bikes though, both of them.

 

You Boy's really got me worried now. All I can see now for you is a straight white jacket and padded walls. Nursey is on her way. Bryf if you need someone to look after those beauties I will have to get them here.
Regards
Joe.

 

Fook me!!!! And I thought I was daft!!!

 

Stevethegoolie.
You thinking the same as I. Poor peeps gone over the edge.
Regards
Joe.