I am going to carry this thread on on this new thread as I need to know how I got the blame for being a bad influence. And of course high jacking Charlies topic. Reminder here: (At this point I would like to apologise to Charley who has had his OP well and truly derailed and hijacked, mainly by Joe aided and abetted by Ron, it has gone down the Swanee so far now that we are talking about Muffin the Mule being a deviant act rather than a kids show .... So well done team a new low, sorry Charley )
Feck me Joe! Show me a thread that hasn't been derailed and hijacked. @Charley I think you did well bud to keep on track almost to the middle of page one. Something of a new record I suspect.
Excuse me! No hijacking of my comments to Charley about the hijacking of his thread ... err .... now I am confused .... what do we discuss now, Muffin the Mule or Crumpet, just for clarity my vote goes toward crumpet & defo not muffing (don’t google it!) I SAID DON’T GOOGLE IT RON!
Anyway Joe - what's this thread about, do tell ? And do it quick or the naughty boys will tek it !!!!
MUFFIN Ron! Defo don't Google Muffing the Mule or the internet Police will send Matron round with the anal probe again!
They're not too bad actually. Had one last week 'cos they wanted to look at me prostate. Apparently I have the prostate of a 20 year old Too Much ??????????????????? They also said something about the rest of me, but that's just too painful
Too Much ??????????????????? Nah! but you started it! So here goes ... Back in my Motocross days I binned it in the first corner having had a good start, long story short, another rider braked hard but still managed to park his bike in the crack of my bum . This caused a bruise the size of a golf ball right in the place you really wouldn't want it! Had to go to the doctor, explained what had happened, he told me to drop may pants , the sound of the latex gloves going on still haunt me now , anyway with no foreplay or even a kiss on the cheek/box of chocolates, he violated me , he declared that there was no internal damage but that taking a dump might be unpleasant for a while . Now this was bad enough but just to make it worse he never writes he never phones ..
Before we get onto Captain Pugwash... apparently a term for a vaginal doosh... and his oftentimes mid quoted crew (it’s Master Mates, not Bates)... Can anybody tell me who this famous character is... I think he’s from the north east!
Well I guess the thread set up to stop another getting derailed has now officially been derailed ... at least it made it to page 2!
Yeah Ron it is, he currently in Broadmoor doing a 10 stretch for bestiality. (I think Ron will now break the interweb looking up everything I just said )
