I saw the title, thought "no idea what that is", and it's in technical help, so include me out - don't want to waste anyone's time. Didn't realise till now I'd missed out on a bun-fight. I really like this forum, you can usually (always?) ask questions without fear of getting dogs abuse* for being stupid. So it's a bit disappointing that this question degenerated somewhat. I've asked questions on other forums that have resulted in tumbleweed blowing through until it dropped off the radar (bit of a mixed metaphor there). I just assume no one has an answer, and move on or do a bit more research myself. I wouldn't go chucking stones (is that another metaphor sneaking in?) in case some get chucked back. *pi$$ taken, probably, but not abuse.
I think the Brit version is, "wish in one hand & crap in the other, and see which hand gets full faster?" I seem to remember my Dad saying it to my older sister when I was a kid.
I'll try to help anyone out if i can but his replies to himself were.... well completely idiotic. You boys kept me chuckling at work today with your posts.
