A Jammy Question

Pish!!!!!

 

According to some young ‘experts’ on BBC Breakfast this morning global warming is gonna stop the supply of chicken tikka masala and fish and chips so god know what it will do to cream teas

Or were they blaming it on Brexit ?

Or was it driverless Uber cars ?

Can’t remember

Anyway must to be right cos it’s the BBC

 

aye mate

 

Marketing! Invent an exotic sounding name for an ordinary product, jack up the price and call it an ‘experience’ and enjoy the profit from impressionable punters.....born in the Bronx....
Häagen-Dazs

 

Lived on the mckenzie estate for a few years as a kid, we were the first family to move in.

 

Ahh, I stayed on base, I bet it has changed a bit since then!

 

Not sure what "conserve" is, but here in the colonies jelly is made from fruit juice, but jam is made from the fruit itself. Preserves have big pieces of fruit in it, not sure how marmalade is made.

 

The conserve is actually cheaper than jam. So that bucks the trend.
It actually has bits of fruit in it as well which I like.

 

If he’s lucky , I think we would never believe the half of what he has slapped on his noggin.
Or perhaps how often his nogin has been slapped ;p