“roast Me” Thread

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by DCS222, Oct 29, 2019.

  1. DCS222

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    This is a thread designed to have a laugh at ourselves... a mean, snide, who gives a fu## laugh.
    Rules=
    1) only post a picture with a hand written card... this shows consent!
    2) don’t get upset about what people say, they’re only being honest... it’s what you look like to them!
    3) If you are willing to join in the pi$$taking jibes, then post a picture of yourself to allow pi$$taking back... if you can’t take it, don’t dish it!!! There’s a special place for those who break this rule... www.ankers.uk.unt
     
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  2. DCS222

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    Go on then @Dozers Dad... I expect a lot from you!

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  3. DCS222

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    I don’t mind either way, just no whining!
     
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    You look like Disney has asked John Candy to do one of those films where he has to pretend to be a tough guy... but then I saw those anal fisting depth markers and realised you were mid gay porno filming and thought “at least he has a job now... that’s nice!”
     
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  5. Fourbears

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    DD I think you mean West Norfolk! There are some relatively 'normal' people in the rest of the county but having met quite a few I do wonder. For the real ones you have to go west to the flatlands...... and they normally can't look you straight in the eyes simply because theirs are like headlights with one on dip and the other on main beam.
     
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    I, fortunately, am not Norfolk born and (in)bred! I have just happened to have lived here for a long time! I will consider your kind offer of posting a roast me photo. Just got to find a suitable shirt like yours!
     
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  7. dilligaf

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    If you had put an apple in your mouth the roasts would write themselves :joy: 3C33612F-DBF8-449F-BABA-5BA183550BBE.jpeg
     
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  8. dilligaf

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    :eek:Watch out kids :eek:
    Gary Glitter is back in the game :joy: D9EAE716-143A-4FF0-B8C7-F5E4201DD74D.jpeg
     
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  9. dilligaf

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    It’ll be difficult for you to roast this fine specimen :confused:
    But give it a go :p FB10483B-9370-4CD7-AA89-DC2300265D5C.jpeg
     
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  10. Callumity

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    My photo is staying hidden. I slid into biltong/jerky territory from beefcake some time ago........
     
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    I think you all need grilling :rolleyes:
     
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  12. DCS222

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    You’re like a white Don King with an upside down head!
     
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    Bit like Floki out of Vikings but Floki was just loopy and you're a Maccum.:p
     
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    Or more like Emily who can't join the football team.....
     
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    I found the ‘before’ and ‘after’ snaps!

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  16. DCS222

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    Time to see some more selfies lads... ;)
     
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    Well looking at the before photo it seems like he has changed those Bridget Jones' to Speedos in one fell swoop!
     
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  18. Bad Billy

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    Nah! That's Mutton that is! :joy::joy::joy:
     
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    Ok, so I gave it, so now I gotta take what's coming!

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    Nice to see you are keeping yerself in shape DD, Sack of spuds is a shape right? :p
     
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