• 1. Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa." • 2. Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying." • 3. Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same." • 4. Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'." • 5. Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell." • 6. Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men." • 7. Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost." • 8. Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter." • 9. Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance." • 10. Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."
While I listened to this song, they all started mating... You really have to eat them before they get bad!
Anaphylactic shock,,, to quote a later post by you Mr orange. In a nutshell erh I ment nutsack ! Shocking way to die, hung out to dry with the nuts tightening by the minute...., Great pic of nature inaction.
Barsstards, can't believe there using that old picture of me an' the missus!!!! I'll shall be contacting my solicitor in the morning.
"Hello my dear Can I have a word, please. I see you went through the ' Nothing to declare channel ' "
