My budgie broke his leg today so i made him a little splint out of a couple of swan vesta matches...........when he tried to walk his little face lit up!
A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"
A little boy, wearing a big red firemans hat, was riding a toy fire engine down the street. The fire engine was being pulled by a beautiful Labrador Retriever. Unfortunately, the rope was tied around the dog's Balls, and as a consequence, the truck was going very slowly. A man walking down the street noticed how slowly the boy was being pulled and gently said to him, ''You know, son, that fire engine would go a lot faster if the rope was tied around your dog's neck.'' The boy nodded in agreement and said, ''But then there wouldn't be a siren.''
Must admit, I always fancied a Buell, but that's as far as I've ever got to owning any Hardly Dangerous products.
Listen to this. Follow link and click on the deer sign and turn up the sound !!!! Facebook required - I think !
I managed to view without logging on to Farcebook . Some people are just plain stupid !!! (she's right tho, I personally think them hump backed bridges shouldn't be on the road , or them low flying planes - lol )
Nah! No ones that daft. (but there is a bat tunnel paid for by the EU under the A477 just outside Pembroke Dock !)
Reminds me of this that was doing the rounds a while back it's amazing how many people actually thought it was true
