Caption competition

'Stop speeding on that little tractor, you cunt'

 

"Pull over David & get back to the village, Greengrass is looking for you"

 

"Pull over David, get back to the village, its missing its idiot!"

 

Does the winner get a prize? :upyeah:

 

Thats proper tight!

 

Grrr - why isn't there a 'Don't like' button!

 

That was the best one so far!

 

Fair enough, I'm sure he will see worse at some point on here if Bry and Bravotozero (or whatever his name is) have anything to do with it!

It was funny though chrispy fair play

 

Its BetaAlpha, really not that difficult to remember, unless of course you are some kind of fucktard? Just wondering :wink:

 

Seriously, you really dont want to worry too much about offending people :smile:
I make it my personal goal to offend 3 people every day, fortunately for you lot i have already exceeded my quota for today :upyeah:

 

Alright Andy mcnab chill out

 

Very good SpankyMonkey, i see what you did there :smile:

 

Pull over.
BetaAlpha is that you?
Man you've pimped your ride out... We've missed you down the lodge.. you going to bring the strap on again?


OK that should stir it up....:biggrin:

 

Pull over Screwball!
You may have a light weight, satin carbon fibre tractor but you are too much of a fat fucker for it to pull you up this hill.

 

wus only jokin! :tongue: